you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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