Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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