i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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