I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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