just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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