First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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