she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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