Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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