So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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