Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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