She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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