And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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