I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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