Pregnant stripper...not hot.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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