im drinking this country out of the recession.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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