i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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