chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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