as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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