Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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