Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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