Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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