the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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