i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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