I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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