this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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