I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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