He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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