Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Randomize
