he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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