whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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