every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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