Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
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