like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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