Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
