Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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