I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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