If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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