Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I love you. Go after that dick
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
