AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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