So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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