did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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