You just made me feel so damn special
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
Randomize
