There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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