I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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