also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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