Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
this will be a night to untag.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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