carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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