I think I just saw someone hide a body.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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