problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
tell me about the fingering
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