Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
