I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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