What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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