I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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