Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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