Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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